Dear Didi,

How are you? Hope this email finds you in the best of your health; even though the bar for the same is terribly low. Nevertheless, we must stand on ceremonies. I am doing well too; as if that needs to be said but still, I have to dumb down things for you to understand. That is, after all, my dharma.

It was a beautiful spring morning with blue sky, cool breeze and bright sunlight while I was walking towards my wards, when I fired up my WhatsApp. The timing couldn’t have been any more worse that such a day was to be ruined by your equally ugly notification of some random PowerPoint presentation waiting in my chat box to be downloaded and defile my phone. But hey! no hard feelings among siblings right? A brother’s gotta do what a brother’s gotta do. And so I did. I deleted the message.

But as fate would have it, and it refuses to have anything less than the absolute peace of my mind, the file had already been downloaded and thus, I had to recall the next message out of memory; something on the lines of you begging me to help you about writing a chapter or like that. I tried and after braving through a 3 hours sleep, a belly full of food and playing some video games, I remembered it fully and set up to work on it. 

We don’t have much in common and I don’t owe you anything. Although the same cannot be said for you; about owing, that is. We did, however, share a womb, and that is where the similarities end. Also, just to add here, I hope you refrain from sharing the contents of this email to the owner of the aforementioned womb, not that there is a factor of fear or any untoward possibility of an unforeseen event, I just hope that you maintain professional courtesy. 

Regardless, I am bound to help you in times of crisis. It doesn’t have much to do with my duty as your dearest(obviously) younger brother or my deserved payment in the form of a “certain educational purpose device” as much it has to do with the higher management that I am answerable to. I really don’t want another swing at said peace of my mind.

So attached with this email is the chapter you requested. I did the best I could in the 2 minutes that I could spare with ChatGPT. You can point out any corrections that you require to be made and I would do so. Though that requires extra payment. And I only accept PlayStation 5, Xbox X or a beautiful badass girlfriend.

Thanks!

Sincerely,

You know me.